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Wednesday, January 10, 2018

Wednesday Vignette

For my Wednesday Vignette, I thought I'd do a quick run-down of all the garden gnomes I have.

Of course, I don't have just your normal everyday garden gnomes. Mine are all zombie gnomes.

This one, appropriately, is in a cage, right by the front door, where my hope is that he might scare off solicitors. So far the only comment has come from the postal worker.

This pale, cold fellow is trying to swim in the stream

Fortunately, this one isn't a zombie, and is, in fact, a very hard worker

Anna at Flutter & Hum hosts Wednesday Vignette. You can see her post here.

7 comments:

  1. Thanks for the morning giggle! There's no place like Gnome.

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  2. That was unexpected (even with the prior reference to help from your very own garden gnome)! Very cute. I've never seen a zombie gnome myself - maybe they're unique to the PNW?

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  3. The drowning and caged ones are fun, but the last one is undoubtedly the best one. Gnome is where the heart is!

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  4. Well, I see that your funny post is getting punny comments.

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  5. Ha ha, I love your zombie gnomes!

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  6. Oh yes, Nigel makes a very good gnome.

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  7. Your zombie gnomes are amazingly lifelike and animated, too! And best of all, helpful.

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