Tuesday, May 5, 2015

I Am Groot!

Please tell me I'm not the only gardener out there who does silly stuff like this.

Did you see last summer's blockbuster action comedy Guardians of the Galaxy? One of the characters in that movie was a gentle soul in the form of an anthropomorphized tree who spoke one line, over and over: "I am Groot." At the end of the movie he sacrifices himself to save his companions.

Last summer I grew castor bean plants in the front garden, a great plant (although toxic) with big, dark purple leaves that gives the garden a wonderful tropical look. But it's not frost-hardy, so at the end of the growing season I left the plants in place, and the frost turned the leaves to mush.

The stalks, however, turned out to be the kind that turn hard and stiff, and since they grew about 6+ feet tall, I briefly toyed with the idea of leaving them in the bed this year and growing sweetpeas on them. But I decided not to, and a few weeks ago I dug up all the stalks and roots and tossed them into the yard waste bin.

Except for this one, which was shaped like a little person. I couldn't help it. I drew a face on him with a Sharpie, and sat him down on the recycled concrete wall. Now I smile at him every time I go out to work in the front garden.

And he smiles back.





I may not be the only gardener who does silly stuff like this, but I might be the only one who boasts about it on the Internet.

Too bad there was only one. If there had been two, I could have named them Castor and Pollux.

12 comments:

  1. It's great to be silly every so often Alison, life's too short to be serious all the time :) and I like your jolly looking stick man!

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  2. I applaud your silly side Miss Alison. All hail the Silly! :)

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  3. Groot is very cute! Who could have tossed him away? Your silliness is one of the many reasons we love you. Did you think you were hiding that from us? Really? Zombie gnomes and flamingo, sunglasses on your agave, and Nigel don't really scream serious... Groot reminds me of a children's book called Stick Man which is quite sweet.

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  4. Haha, I love this funny man with his smiling face. Your not silly, I think this is more worth than ornaments from the shop.

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  5. Cute! Unconventional. Not costly. I must try it. Maybe on a rock? Castor bean is an awful pest here. I'd have County Ag after me to remove it!

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  6. Hahaha, this is so original!!! I want one for my garden! I did see that movie and I loved that character. But yours is even better :)

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  7. I'd argue that all work in the garden is a form of play so Groot is an extension of that. You're just more creative than most in seeing the opportunities to have fun with your garden.

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  8. I love Groot! I want one, too. It's good to be silly!

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  9. I love him. And is it just me, or does the rock on the left have a face too?

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  10. Very nice. I just saw that movie and this year I got my Dad some castor bean seeds for his birthday. Maybe this fall I will have my own Groot.

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